So I am having a prostate biopsy tomorrow....

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So I am having a prostate biopsy tomorrow....

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...tell me what fun things I can expect.

My prep sheet says POSSIBLE bleeding out the ass or in the urine for up to a week, and 4 to 6 weeks in jizz (that'll make you popular with the ladies!). Also an infection risk (on antibiotics now). What am I looking at on the pain side (during and after), like getting ass-raped by an elephant or something less?
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Not sure, but thanks for posting that....now I'm sitting here with my azz clenched. :shock:

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With all the advances we've had in recent years and everything getting smaller I'm sure it will be more like getting ass raped by a mouse than elephant.
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What is your PSA?
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No big deal. Had it done in eight years ago when I was 69. Took 16 biopsies (urologist told me it was the biggest prostate he had ever seen, but he probably tells that to everyone). Fifteen were negative, one was positive. I finished up with a cryoablation to freeze the prostate and kill the cancerous cells. Get an annual checkup now, and PSA stays around 0.1. Before the op, it was jumping a treat. Good luck.
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Good luck to you, chief. I assume you will gift me a few weapons after you die? :lol:
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I am just over the PSA threshold where they do these things. I think it was the rate of change that bothered him. If I was like 10 years older (I just turned 59 yesterday) they probably wouldn't pull the trigger.
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Basically they shove a dildo up your ass with a clipping device at the front and take a dozen or so “samples” that they screen for cancer cells. Yes you will squirt bloody jizz for a few weeks. If it needs to come out, do it. You’re pretty young still, relatively speaking, and even though its a slow progressing cancer the chance of it spreading to surrounding areas is too great. Good luck!
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Thanks to all.
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Just don’t do like Rent that when they introduced the thing back there he was told to count to 100 he did it very slowly...

Hope everything comes ok T.


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