Florida Man goes fishing

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Florida Man goes fishing

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Park Ranger: "You can't be doing that in a boat ramp parking lot."

Florida Man: "Yeah, we're going in the water."

https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/ar ... 32764.html

....and some rin up hill and down dale, knapping the chucky stanes to pieces wi' hammers, like sae mony road-makers run daft - they say it is to see how the warld was made!
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Impressive for sure. The bullshit part was that he got a $70 ticket for improper boat number placement?! Wtf Go figure the city has to get the upper hand at the end.

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This is sad to watch: most coppers were just looking for some way to stop him and his funky boat. Why cant the kid just have a good, safe time?

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We need more young people like Captain Kidd with his spirit for adventure and freedom. We don't need the Government and Leo spending our money to discourage him. They got cars that drive into the water. They got those big things they call Ducks full of tourists that take you on a tour of the city then drive into the water for a short cruise. You keep fighting Captain. What a bunch of BS.
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Not technically Florida man lol... he is from Indiana :lol:

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Rednecks with paychecks... :roll:

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Tenzing_Norgay wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 2:11 pm
Rednecks with paychecks... :roll:
You say that like it's a bad thing... :lol:
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Bmup wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:23 am
Tenzing_Norgay wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 2:11 pm
Rednecks with paychecks... :roll:
You say that like it's a bad thing... :lol:
Actually, no. I'm planning on opening a shop that caters specifically to installing shitty sounding exhaust & sound systems in V-6 Mustangs, Camaros and Chargers...My shop will also do muffler deletes on diesel "pick-em-up" trucks, but only if the owner's wife/girlfriend weighs more than him. I'm gonna be rich! ;) :lol:

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Flashooter22 wrote:
Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:23 am
Not technically Florida man lol... he is from Indiana :lol:
Pretty much every Florida Man story you hear about is someone who ain't from around here.
....and some rin up hill and down dale, knapping the chucky stanes to pieces wi' hammers, like sae mony road-makers run daft - they say it is to see how the warld was made!
Saint Ronan's Well - Sir Walter Scott, Bart. (1824)

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