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Dude. That's a dude.

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:shock: :?

I wonder which side of the jail Robert/Alana was booked in to?

https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/new ... 409495002/
Machete-wielding Maine woman charged with attempted murder in Sarasota County
Carlos R. Munoz
Sarasota Herald-Tribune

VENICE – A couple was attacked in their sleep by a machete-wielding woman, according to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office.

Alana Gibson, 27, formerly of Biddeford, Maine, then left in a truck and led authorities on a chase from Venice to the Charlotte County line before being stopped, an arrest report states.

Gibson who resides in Venice is being held in the Sarasota County Jail without bond. She is charged with first-degree attempted murder, armed burglary and...

At approximately 12:20 a.m. deputies responded to Burke Road in Venice for a report of a residential burglary with injuries.

A Sheriff's Office arrest report states that a couple were in bed when someone broke into their home and began hitting them with an object. The husband identified his attacker as Robert Gibson, who he told police transitioned from male to female and identifies as Alana.
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Looked at the picture. For a caption, I'd say "A good laugh was had by all." ( at the booking desk anyway). The victims, not so much.
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Dude looks like a lady...that looks like a dude. :lol:
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Post by Legio »

Tenzing_Norgay wrote: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:28 am Dude looks like a lady...that looks like a dude. :lol:
He just may be, but nowadays, if you identify as a woman they’ll book you in a female jail.
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What if you identify as a LEO serving a no-knock warrant? Get out of jail free?
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Wife an I saw this in the morning NEWS yesterday. We both said the exact samething. That ain't no woman. Either that or she's an Italian woman :lol:
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So, if I'm arrested and tell the Officer that I identify as a female, they will put me with the females? That doesn't sound to bad!
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the women in prison are not the same as the hotties in the old TV show "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK" :lol:
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Hey, the real women in orange have everything a man could want: muscles, a moustache and a beard.
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