What women are thinking while receiving oral sex

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What women are thinking while receiving oral sex

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I originally thought about posting this in the training and tactics forum... ;) Mods - please move if you feel that it's appropriate.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a ... for-women/
40 Thoughts Every Woman Has When Her Partner Is Going Down on Her

11. QQ: Who was the first person to be like, “Yeah, I should lick that”?
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That was funny. I read it to my wife. We both cracked up :lol: :P
Oh yeah I'm not lick any butt hole are they stupid :roll:
I guess they've never heard of hep A
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Q: How long does it take for the average woman to orgasm?

A: Who cares...

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Really, you read Cosmopolitan...........
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Outgunu wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:01 pm Really, you read Cosmopolitan...........
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Tenzing_Norgay wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:10 pm
Outgunu wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:01 pm Really, you read Cosmopolitan...........
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tector wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:45 pm
There are some people who have no idea how social media works....
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tector wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:45 pm
There are some people who have no idea how social media works....
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Outgunu wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:01 pm Really, you read Cosmopolitan...........
No. I has Facepages. :roll:
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Outgunu wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:01 pm Really, you read Cosmopolitan...........
When I was younger. I read everything. To increase my odds of getting laid :P
Read what women read to increase your conversation topics.

Now unless your after an absolute drunk idoit at a bar. Which I'm guilty of that :lol: alot :roll:

I still read woman's world when my wife buys it.
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